unluckyphilosopher:

I just want to meet a boy that will let me decorate his beard, hair, and soul in flowers.

(Source: foxmouth)

unclefather:

i love that kids don’t understand the concept of money. i heard a kid at walmart today grab a bag of beef jerky and say “i’m just going to have this” and when his mom said “you can’t just take that” he said “who is going to stop me” 


fuckedfuhdaze:

8herecomesthesun8:

mother—mortis:

Can we just.

i can’t not reblog this


abc-xtc-lsd:

mark ferrari

(Source: elosilla)

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.